The Tested Home
Honest home-decor reviews

I buy it, I test it,
I score it out of ten.

No sponsorships, no freebies, no fluff — just one woman at her kitchen table ordering home-decor products and telling you the honest truth about them.

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My average score isn't high because everything's great — it's because I only finish reviews on things I actually kept. The duds get returned, and you'll hear about those too.
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Diane
Hi, I'm Diane

The kids moved out, so the parcels moved in.

For twenty-odd years my house revolved around three children. When the last one left, it went quiet — and I realised I finally had the time to do the thing I'd always done anyway, just properly: obsess over getting our home right.

So I started ordering the lamps, rugs, and bits of decor everyone's talking about, testing them honestly, and scoring them out of ten. No brand tells me what to say. It's just me, my front door, and a lot of cardboard.

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How this all works

Are your reviews sponsored?

No. Every product is something I bought with my own money, and nobody pays me to write a review or to score it a certain way. If that ever changes, I'll say so clearly at the top of the post.

How do you score products out of ten?

Each review is scored across five things — shipping, packaging, build quality, value, and looks — and those roll up into one overall score out of ten. I explain the reasoning in every review so you can see exactly why something got the number it did.

Do you only review expensive things?

Not at all. I test budget finds, viral TikTok decor, and pricier pieces alike, because the whole point is figuring out what's actually worth your money at any budget.

Can I suggest a product to review?

Yes, please — email me. I keep a running list of what readers want tested, and reader suggestions are some of my favourite reviews to do.